history major
one of the only true majors out there. one of the only majors where you receive a real education. all “great” people had some knowledge of history. an opposite of this major would be a business administration major. one does not necessarily have to become a history teacher upon graduation. h-ll, a history major without much direction could become that business major’s boss someday.
oh, you’re a business major? what you’re still taking esl cl-sses? no, not all history majors become teachers.
someone who physically can never leave their dorm room due to the amount of homework they have.
my roomate is a history major. so thats why i thought he didnt exist
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