hit it ‘n twit it
when you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you’re with said person, as if to make people think you “hit that”.
coined by band members of the fold in their youtube creation “can’t stop twitterin”
“yo, i’m chillin in a hottub with some hotties- i just hit it ‘n twit it!!!!”
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
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