Hit List

unlike most beliefs a hitlist is a private list you and your friend (or parent none of my business). its a playful list that you wud make while walking through the hall in ur school basically telling who u wud be willing to hit or have s-x with.
random person 1: wow shes #1 on my hitlist
random person 2: yea mine too ill hit it first though.
10 more definitions
a list of individuals that you want dead, to get the living sh-t beat out of them, and/ or to endure a slow and painful torture leaving evidable life lasting scars
that b-tch is on my “hit list”.
a list of people who are hated so much that the person who owns the list wants to kill them. usually the list is short but some lists can incorperate the whole world
#1 my brother
#2 _________(person i hate)
#3 _________(person i hate)
….
#7,000,000,000 (or some big # like that) the last person on my list:@
a list of people that you want dead
larry made a hit list
people who you hate, and put them in a list, aka sh-t list
i got 10 n-gg-s in my hit list
1) a list of people you want to sh-g

2)a list of s-xual acts, each of which has a number of “points” attached to it. this is usually a list drawn up with a group of mates, and a compet-tion ensues to see who can get the highest score. it’s not usually a list of delightful acts to blissfully -rg-sm your way through, it’s designed to be more of a test of endurance. for example, r-mm-ng someone over 2 and a half times your age would gain you 200 points, whereas performing full oral servicing on someone 2 and a half times your weight would net you 1000. there’s usually a trophy act which involves all holes and someone smokin’ hot but it’s infinitely easier to nail the god awful stuff.
1) i just added michael to my hit list, he’s delicious.

2)k~ “ok, i rimmed the 56 year old bloke. chalk up my 200”

d~ “i made that weird kid c-m in his trousers at the bar, which is 100, and tossed that footballer off under the table , which is another 150, so that’s 250 for me!”

t~”well, i gave that 30 stone woman full oral servicing, so i need 1000 points and some kind of super strength mouthwash”
a list one makes consisting of all the people they want to have s-x with.
guy 1: yo mang, i just added that chick to my hitlist.

guy 2: d-mn, i want to kill her too.
a list that a christian will make of those who are not christians that is prayed for regularly in hopes of those people coming to know jesus. cool thing is, it actually works.
shane was on my hitlist, but now he’s off ’cause he accepted jesus!