hit the hay


to ‘hit the hay’ is to go to sleep.
i’m tired, i’m gonna hit the hay.
another way to say go to sleep when it is dark.
“it’s getting late. i am ready to hit the hay.”
when a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs
“i’m going to hit the hay, then go to sleep”
having s-x with a farm girl
after having drinks at the local hic bar, the cowboy grabbed a local girl to “hit the hay” with.
go smoke a joint or a bowl….go smoke out
“me and dave are going to go hit the hay nig”

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