Hitch

1. the cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. “hit it and quit it” is not appropriate.
note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as “hitch.”

3. willing to put in the long hours, has the p-ssion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. one of will smith’s movies.
“that guy, he’s h-tch. if you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he’ll give you the right broom.”
8 more definitions
a hypocrite who is a b-tch.
that girl is a freakin’ hitch.
hoe -ss b-tch
look at that ugly hitch!!!
to thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another’s flesh.
when my stepbrother hit my sister, i had to hitch that f-g master.
when you f-ck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.
that was a huge hitch!!
a combination of the words he and b-tch
we had to leave because joe was being such a hitch!
to get on a d-ck, d-ld-, or whatever fits
she hitched a ride on my d-ck.