hitch tease
(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride
dude 1: “ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!”
(dudes run to car… car drives away)
dude 2: “no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease.”
when hitch-hicking, a person who slows down and then pulls away is known as a hitch tease.
it turns out that old people love to hitch tease.
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