hitched for half a monkey


‘to get hitched for half a monkey’ is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
what?! fix your loo for 5 quid? why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

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