Hitcher
character from the mighty boosh played by british comedian noel fielding. he is a green c-ckney, with a polo around his eye because he has “minty vision”.
cruel and crude, he is well known for p-ssing a lot.
the hitcher is a c-ckney geezer with minty vision.
trapped in a box by a c-ckney nut job
ave a cuppa tea
i’m a c-ckney flower watch me shower!
every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! don’t boo after the concept, f-cking weirdo!
the act of putting your thumb up someones -ss like you are hitchhiking
nooter bent over the table so i gave him the hitcher
a person who hitchhikes (travels by securing free rides from p-ssing by vehicles)..
hey, i see a hitcher there, let’s pull over..
something big, huge, mighty. often fierce and wicked.
overlord awaiting combat / ability to see in darkness / spreading fear
a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children…. they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.
iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.
a girl who buddies up to guys in a bar drinking on a tab in order to drink for free.
nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. she’s the fastest hitcher i know.
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