hitchhiking to the sky
another expression for male masturbation. this beautiful metaph-r- describes the movement of one’s hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?
2- i’ll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky
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