Hitmontop


a s-xual act in which a man puts a beyblade up a women’s -n-s or v-g-n-, and in doing so shouts “dragoon” while he -j-c-l-t-s…
dan: “what happened with you and sophie”

mike: “ahh she left screaming after i done the old hitmontop”

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