Hitomi J-Cup
hitomi j-cup is the most amazing woman alive. she suports the entire j-panese film industry on her j-cup sized br–sts. without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.
kyle: i don’t think i can take living anymore.
dave: don’t say that kyle. here. i have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
kyle: what is it?
dave: it’s a dvd of j-panese p-rn superstar hitomi j-cup.
kyle: i don’t think it will help.
kyles mum’s ghost: just watch, kyle. just watch………..
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