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• Hourihan

  the act of motorboating an -ss from behind. while performing a hourihan, the proper facial positioning is to have one’s nose level with the balloon knot (or the chocolate starfish, rusty sheriff’s badge or whatever you’re working with). once positioned, the giver should aggressively move his/her face from side to side. it’s completely appropriate when […]

• If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

  a statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. another spin on “if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.”. why did you tell jennifer you saw me downtown last night? if you are gonna stir the pot of sh-t be […]

• I missed the part where that's my problem

  something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don’t give a f-ck about or isn’t relevant. person1: hey man, i was sick yesterday. person2: i missed the part where that’s my problem. student: i was late because i missed the bus.. teacher: i missed the part where that’s my problem. 1 more […]

• inappropriate

  the definition of urban dictionary your friends are to inappropriate for me….-sits uncomfortably in nearest seat and avoids eye contact- 6 more definitions the word people use when you’ve done something that isn’t technically “bad” or “wrong” but they still don’t like it anyway and expect you to conform to their personal tastes. burping after […]

• ioseba

  iosebas tend to be amazing guys with great sense of humour not only are they nice and good looking, they always find a way to make you laugh they also tend to be a bit shy when it comes to relashionships that’s why girls and guys if you know a ioseba you should make the […]

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