hitting the john
#1.
using the bathroom.
#2.
alternate phrase for “smoking a joint.” used when the “authorities” are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
1.
i went downstairs after hitting the john.
2.
mom: what were you two doing?
kid 1: we were hitting the john!
kid 2: yeah!
kid 3: (laughs)
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