hj bandit


a person that gives handjobs very often.

a person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
rob: this ice cream is d-mn good bish!
bill: oh f-ck man there is an hj bandit over there!
rob: cover yourself.
bill: -making gasm sounds-
rob: no!!!! i was too late!!!!!

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