hj16
a boy not of age who is a d-cklicking fragile little panzy flower who enjoys knitting with his grandmother on his birthday. often beat up for being a loser, he can be seen spending his friday nights at the library skimming the national geographic magazines in hopes of catching a glimpse of some saggy black b–bs.
you’re such a little hj16 (f-gget).
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