Hjortur
a handsome young fellow who is admired by everyone, especially the ladies!!!
“omg! there is hjortur, i wish i was wearing my best outfit so i could impress him, he is so handsome!”
a h-m-s-xual hillbilly.
oh no, the hjortur saw us, let’s run before he makes love to us.
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