HMG


h-rny mexican guy
these guys are everywhere- sides of the roads, in your house, and even staring at you in the shower. occasionally you can spot them on the sidewalk scratching their crotch vigorously.
girl- “ew that guy keeps staring at me.”
guy- “don’t flatter yourself, honey. that’s just an hmg. they’ll stare at anything.”
hot married guy. so hot, but so married.
holy cr-p, hmg’s here!! maybe this time i’ll get to brush up against him!!
a heavy machine gun in the popular half-life mod natural selection. used primarily to hold areas and kill onos.
theres an onos incoming to base drop me an hmg
holy mother of g-d
guy 1: yo d00d im gai
guy 2: das kool
guy 1: eye liek u
guy 2: hmg wtf

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