HMMWV
high-mobility multi-wheeled vehicle. replaced the jeep in the 1980’s. also known as a hum-vee or hummer
the hmmwv has a maximum fording depth of 30 inches.
hmmwv
biggest piece of sh-t vehicle in all of the military banches. tops out at 45 mph. starts only 25% of the time and bogs out the rest of the time.
“why the f-ck won’t this d-mn hmmwv start!?!?!?! piece of f-cking sh-t!!”
stands for high mobility multipurpose wheeled vehicle.
very good at off-roading. it’s top speed is 55 mph although some hmmwv’s can reach speeds of up to 75mph.
the engine sounds like a vacuum cleaner.
it likes to break down at inappropriate times or while just parked.
they like to catch on fire a lot, even without being damaged by an enemy.
plug in accessories (impact wrenches) are also pr-ne to catching on fire.
“we’re taking a hmmwv out on our mission today so we better bring some mechanics with us”
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