HMO

a group insurance that ent-tles members to services of partic-p-ting hospitals and clinics and physicians.
the employess at my hmo are a bunch of h-m-s.
hitting myself off. an hmo is any action that brings one pleasure either immediately, or in the near or extended future. if the action brings one pain in the present, but pleasure in the future one describes this situation as “hm noing for the eventual supreme hmo” the hmo is sought after in many tribes and nations as it represents the ultimate expression and experience of happiness and joy. it is impossible to not be pleased while hmoing.

may also be shortened to simply the “h”
“kim, what are you doing?”

“oh you know, just h’ing”

“h-lll yah girl. you know how its done”

or

“sally que, why are you studying so hard instead of going out to have fun with your friends”

” oh you know, gotta hmno tonight so i can h myself with that chronss b+ tomorrow”

or

“dammmmmmmmmmnnnnn. that pleasure fest was the chronnnsssss hmo. i can hardly take it anymore. all of my senses were engaged”
a shortened version of the ever popular h-m-. derogatory remark used to slander an individual’s masculinity
dude you’re such an h-mo, i’m not turning my back on you
1)the act of “hitting myself off” as originated by william w, “the body.”

may pertain to mastubatory, chronic-related or drinking/eating; in fact, any activity that “hits oneself off” can be articulated in the language of hmo.

2) noun. the
1) -“i’m going to go hmo with this spliff”
-“you tryin’ to h’ yourself with some dank food?”
(see “dank,” “h-yourself”)
antonym: -“that 3-hour seminar was an hmno.”

2) -“yo, throw down some h on this blunt”
high maintenance oriental – gucci toting oriental girls who expect the world from their man and every other man for that matter.
can you afford an hmo?
means “hold me over”… dating someone until someone better comes along. see “mansurance” (as in insurance)
girl, i dont really like him that much but he is a good hmo.

you just need an hmo to get over that exboyfriend.

we have all had an hmo. an hmo can work for girls or guys.
the derivative nickname of a kick -ss awesome chick. the first letter derived from the first name and last letters derived from the last name….much to the liking of the infamous and annoying j lo (h mo is nowhere near as annoying or pretentious as j lo). h mo can often be found frequenting bars and parties, surrounded by many awesome friends and often yelling “woooo more shots!!!!!”. should you see h mo in the wild approach her and talk to her, prefereably if you are male and attractive…..and holding an extra beer.
cool chick #1: “hey are we partying tonight?”
cool chick #2: “yeah let’s call h mo, she’s definately down”

dude #1 : “whos that chick yelling for more shots?”
dude #2 : “oh that’s h mo!”