HMWI
heavy mad wi’ it
acronym used (typically in glasgow) to describe the level of intoxication attained either by one or an observed person. usually used by the lower cl-sses but is gaining popularity in certain circles of wealthy gentlemen
gentleman no1 “i say archie i heard you ran into a spot of trouble with the local constabulary last night, is this true?”
gentleman no2 “well i was out with some of the lads of the rugby club, we frequented some bars and enjoyed a brandy or two..as is ones want and ended up hmwi and killed a lady of the night”
gentlemen no1 “i say you certainly ruffled some feathers, what was the charge”
gentle man no2 “no charge, i merely explained that my family were very wealthy. we had a brief chuckle over the incident and that was it really…so all in all a good night”
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