HND
hnd stands for hemorrhaging neuter dance.
it is a tribal dance involving the castration of oneself and then dancing about in agony, or glee – depending on which is felt.
the hnd is amazingly cost effective, a great way to express yourself, and is certainly entertaining – but can be messy and sadly, can only be done once.
francis: hnd!
louis: francis! what the h-ll is wrong with you?
hnd stands for horizontal naked dance on the website sparklife. it is a euphemism for s-x employed by both the site’s paid bloggers and its users.
in this example, a sparklife user is writing to the advice columnist auntie sparknotes for help.
lw: auntie, i want to do the hnd with my boyfriend but i don’t want to get pregnant.
auntie: when you decide to hnd, it’s important to use protection! here are some hnd-safety resources.
horizontal naked dance. code word for s-x.
sparknotes is a popular website that calls s-x the hnd in order to stay user-friendly with their younger users.
hot ‘n’ delicious
person1: this sandwich is hnd.
person2: that was my nickname in high school!
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