Ho-a-dex
a rolodex where you keep your ho’s phone numbers.
man, its about time for a booty call. have you seen my ho-a-dex?
collection of phone numbers of easy girls, simliar to the “little black book”. also known as booty calls, these phone numbers can also be found on bar bathroom walls.
jesse: do you have brandi’s phone number? i hear she’s a real hooch…
roy: sure, i’ve got her cell number right here in my ho-a-dex!
a pimps black book
the chicktionary
a little book full of ‘hoes’ phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)
tony: “what are we gonna do this weekend?”
bill: “i dont know….im sooo bored, im going gay”
nick: “nah worry, we will call some jubes”
tony: “yeah nick, call some girls in your hoadex”
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