ho beast
a woman that’s more of a man than a woman; a masculine she-sk-nk on a power trip; often known to wear granny panties and smock-like shirts
for the love of god, that ho beast should not wear a size small!
that ho beast went to the grocery store for some chicken.
the ho beast went to the watering hole where she belongs.
that girl sleeps around a lot, but she looks like a man; what a ho beast.
1. a loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quant-ties. warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. also known as the north-western hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumb-ssed creature. threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.
1. “man, that chick is such a hobeast. i can’t even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her.”
2. “eugh…check out that hobeast…they’re rumored to be extinct eh…” “i know man, who would want to tap that??”
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