ho down

noun or exclamation

1.) ho down- a ho down is a ceremony in which drunken hicks run around clapping, yelling, sloshing hard liquor and banging the sh-t out of their siblings, all whilst listening to the sh-ttiest type of country music

2.) ho down- when a prost-tute has been killed or injured to the point where they cannot stand nor move. usually lying on a street corner, in an alleyway or on the bed of a sicko!
1.) jack and jill were brother and sister. jack and jill decided to get drunk and dance a stupid jig at the ho down. the ho down resulted in the conception of their inbred child, jilk.

2.) i still have nightmares about my time as a pimp in toronto, losing hoes left and right. the calls of the other prost-tutes “ho down, oh sh-t mackdaddy, we have another ho down!!!!!” still haunt my dreams.
is usually when yall get together with a bunch of friends and have a howlin’ good time. music, lots of booze and wild abandon are key ingredients. may be organized by some social group or establishment in the hopes of attracting many strangers/patrons.

term has its roots in the traditional dance performed by some folks long ago.
jimmy: yo you goin to the pit? they havin’ that blues night hodown!

jack: nah man…they don’t know how to throwdown.

jill: yea and they really overcharge u on watered down drinks…hey lets just get a sh-tload of food n booze and get the whole crew to hodown at jj’s.
the dance performed by ashlee simpson after her infamous screwup at sat-rday night live.
“oops… i just got caught lipsynching. let’s dance!” -does ho down-
a large group of white people, usually southerners, who get together and sing and party for no reason whatsoever.
a bunch of honkies got together that night to have a ho-down until the sun came up.
1. decreasing in ho attributes.

2. becoming less of a ho.

3. think about yourself less and consider others feelings.
1. ho-down before you go to the interview and wear less red lip stick.

2. we need to ho-down and leave some cookie for everyone else.
when two hot h-rny hoes starts f-cking each other while dancing around and making out. probably the hottest thing you’ll ever see.
h-rny dude 1: dude did you see alison and ilana doing the ho-down at the party last night?
h-rny dude 2: totally man, it made me jack off so hard that my pants got soaked.
h-rny dude 1: yeah i know, it made me want to do them so hard.
when your favourite local slapper finally gets married, pregnant, dead and is past the point of necrophillia.
look there goes milly she just got married. ho down man, ho down.

i miss the smell of kweef in the pub. i cant believe mary tried to deep throat that cobra. such a pitty, ho down.