ho-essence
when a male or female acts a certain way or series of actions causes him/her to attract hoes.
my cousin karim goes into a bar and puts a stack of hundred dollar bills on the bar, next to his drink. he is then surrounded by hoes.
he says that all women are hoes, i say, no, you have ho-essence!
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