ho-maintenance
to initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past p-ssion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) i just engaged in “ho-maintenance” by sending m-ss text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) i engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho’s while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) i did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like “i was just thinking about you” after months of not contacting them
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