ho-worker
the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big t-ts but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there’s a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
ho-worker: ooh i’m so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it’ll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i’ll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
a term used to define a hated coworker, a coworker who is s-xually active, or both.
oh don’t about jill, she’s just my howorker.
a girl co-worker taking off a day of work without at least making up an excuse so your co-workers aren’t mad.
“she is a ho-worker for not even making up a story, she just came out and said “i am taking off on friday so i can catch up on my reading”. that ho-worker!
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