Hoad
h.o.a.d,. head of a d-ck. used to describe someone in a derogatory manor. this was the deffination back in the late 70’s
joe is such a hoad
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male genitalia resembling that of a horse in both length and girth.
crikey! that guy’s hung like a hoad!!
hung over and dying slow. the worst feeling in the world, the morning after consuming a ridiculous amount of alcohol. hoads is pr-nounced like roads.
person a: i shouldn’t have drank so much last night.
person b: how do you feel?
person a: hoads
used to call people who are short and fat. cross between human and choad. if you are over 4 feet wide and under 5 feet tall you are a total hoad
guy: “dude i saw a total hoad yesterday he was trying to do pushups at the gym!”
other guy: omg i wish i was there! i wuld llaughed my -ss off!”
hoad is a slang word for ‘cloud’ or ‘sheep’
“hey look at that hoad in the sky!”
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lame or otherwise unpleasant. similar in usage to ‘sucks’.
a: how hard is the calculus test?
b: it hoads.
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