hoares


for people who don’t know how to correctly spell the word wh-r-. typically used by guido kids who think they are the sh-t cuz they drive a hummer.
where is your wifey tonight?
i left her home, time to get some new h–res
a posh sl-t.

it is rare to find a h–re. this type of sl-t is never found ‘hanging’ around a standard backstreet, instead they thrive in locations such as kensington, chelsea, oxford and the cotswolds.
geoffrey: fancy a puff on the old pipe winston?
winston: i don’t actually sport, but i do rather fancy a puff on that h–re!

rupert: i feel like obtaining, and subsequently, ragging a h–re tonight.
gordon: are you sure you don’t want a wh-r-? it will save on the fuel.
rupert: no, i’m definitely in the mood for a h–re.
gordon: well, lets fire up the jag then!

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