hobatical


an extended period of time during which one does not allow themselves to be involved with ho’s for any purpose, including but not limited to casual s-x, one night stands, and relationships
i’ve had it with these ho’s, that last one stole my credit card, ssn, and gave me the clap. i’m going on an extended hobatical.

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