Hobbes


1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, calvin and hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be “nasty, brutish, and short.”

2. hobbes likes to pounce on calvin when he comes home.
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from the cartoon calvin and hobbes
“hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!”
a stumpy little sh-t in fable with long ears and probably no d–k.

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the kid who lives down the street refered to as hobbe jr.
a child-turned monster from the game fable and fable 2
“look out for that hobbe!” shouted sparrow to tereasa.
best.tiger.ever.

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i’ve always wondered how a stuffed pet can be so cool…

hobbes
those annoying monsters in fable 2 that attack you throughout the entire game even though you can kill them with one hit. several quests include them where it shows that hobbes were once kids who basically lose their minds.
kid 1: so what did you think of fable 2?

kid 2: it was fun, but it would be better if those dumb hobbes didnt attack you every 30 seconds!

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