Hobbit Legs
hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. putting their office chair almost on ground level.
look at justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. he really has hobbit legs. if he raised his chair his feet wouldn’t touch the ground.
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