Hobbs Ass
usually when a male (but can be a female i guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his -ss saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. it causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence “hobbs” -ss.
“dude, i had to run a mile wearing jeans and boxers and now i got the worse case of hobbs -ss.
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