Hobby Lobby

to engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for plan b the following morning.
“could it be yours?”

“yeah, i pulled a hobby lobby on her the morning after?”
a gathering where partic-p-nts partake in the most extreme s-xual kinks.
i got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn’t my thing.
a poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.
the -ss-ssination of the archduke franz ferdinand led to the first world war; it was a real hobby lobby.
an entry area (lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of diy kink supplies before heading into the “hobby” area with a partner to get freaky.

items found in the “hobby lobby” include:

• crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for -ss play
• yarn and twine for bondage play
• needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• candles for wax play
• leather and leather working tools to build floggers
• beads for orifice cramming
• knives and blades for cutting
• hangers for back alley abortions
let’s meet in the hobby lobby on friday. i’ll pick up a gross of “charm me antique sterling nail cross charms”, and violate you six ways from sunday before i scr-pe your uterus of our h-llsp-wn.
to take away something that someone needs because you don’t like it.
i caught monisha eating a bagel for breakfast again so i hobby lobbied that gluten right into the trash can.

after returning from his first scientology meeting, tristan decided he had to hobby lobby his girlfriend’s zoloft.
a woman’s v-g-n-.
i kicked that b-tch right in the hobby lobby.
a retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in oklahoma city, and is an absolute blasphemy. it’s every christian’s wet dream came true that they’re too scared to admit. they have 460 stores in 39 states, and they’re so religious, it isn’t even funny. they are michael’s top compet-tion. full of christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it’s an arts and crafts stores. this place is absolute h-ll to work at too, no pun intended. you get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. the only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you’re part-time, and not having to work on sundays.
“i’m out of glue, let’s go to hobby lobby and buy some more!”
“i dunno about that, they’re really religious. they might try and convert us in there or something.”
a place were s-xual intercourse is taken place, oral is welcome
come to the hobby lobby today

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