hobile


a cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging -ssignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one’s partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.
i can’t phone the slag on my normal phone – the missus will find out. best use that £30 hobile i’ve stashed…

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    to murder hobos he is a hobocidal maniac.

  • Hoboskank

    the term is pretty much self-explanatory. a hobo that looks sk-nky in some respect. or a sk-nk that looks like a hobo. it works either way. that homeless b-tch has crabs, the clap and syphilis.what a hobosk-nk!!!

  • Hodeo

    a get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly female. me and my bro busted up this sorority party with big t-tty b-tches everywhere! it was a straight up hodeo! 2 more definitions a get-together or a party where the attendance is predominantly female. similar in fashion to a brodeo. look at all these […]

  • hoeginity

    the taking of ones virginity to a “booty call” kloe is going to take tylers hoeginity because he always threatens to rape her.

  • hoemcoming

    when a boy switches to a school where he doesn’t know anyone and, in a rush, asks the cl-ss hoe that everyone hates to homecoming because he doesn’t know any better and because anyone worth asking already has a date by this point. kid 1: dude, i can’t believe that new kid asked anna to […]


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