Hobinator
real name: marc hobin
the biggest queer in the history of queers. quotes included to back up my argument:
“teach me to hax.” (repeat over the course of two weeks)
“only woman hold grudes.” (two typos = fun for all)
“you’re only capable of ‘hacking’, through freaking.”
“i have a life! i have two girls, who like me.” (‘girls’, eh?)
“you should hold the internet at ransom.”
“make a program, that kills computers when you type ‘hi’.”
“in case you didn’t notice, i signed it as dr. e. jaculate.”
examples:
“hobinator sucks.”
“you’re a hobinator.”
“68.188.110.210 sucks.”
“you’re a 68.188.110.210.”
“hob is here…
he is queer…
i will smear.”
“wait! marc hobin? i thought his name was krandall!”
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