Hobler
top definition
(n.) one who commits gross acts of prosecutorial misconduct
(alt.) hoblered: unfairly convicted due to prosecutorial misconduct
the prosecutor who put nelson mandela in jail is such a hobler.
i got hoblered at my hearing today.
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