hobo chaff
the act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling b-ms, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.
originated on ar15.com by team members smokeyj and trumpet.
“i was comin’ out of the liquor store with a case of colt45 malt liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so i bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change.”
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