hobo espresso
sticking your thumb in someones b-m. just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!
person a: -yawn- i’m so tired.
person b: sounds like you need a hobo espresso!
1 more definition
the cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. one would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos -n-s, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. may also cause him to wipe the spit out of his -n-s with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.
this is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local starbucks.
“this morning i was given a hobo espresso from tucker, thats why i’m begging for change so early.
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