hobo handjob
a handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for s-xual stimulation.
“we were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. my d-ck’s still chaffed!”
“hold it, b-tch! are you trying to start a f-cking fire with that hobo handjob??”?
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