Hobo mattress claim
the act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. a hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. for example if a hobo named joe from ny p-ssed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) it is very offensive to p-ss on another hobos matress.
hey thats my mattress!
no i pulled a hobo mattress claim and p-ssed on it its mine now!
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