Hobo Slide

hobo slide |ˈhōˌbō – slīd|
noun ( pl. -boes or -bos)
verb ( past slid |slid|) intrans.
accidentally sliding on a homeless persons feces on a sidewalk or public place; an act that brings one closer to being a hobo.
• trans. move along a surface on feces in such a way : she slid on the cr-p on the sidewalk.
• change gradually to a worse condition or lower level : the countries economy is on a hobo slide: he grew a beard and has holes in his shirt, he’s on a hobo slide.
origin early 21st cent.: an indian girl in san francisco muttered the words to a friend as she attempted to eat ice cream.
phrases
let something slide negligently allow something to deteriorate : the dude had tape on his gl-sses, he’s on a hobo slide.
the act of engaging in -n-l s-x with a dirty stinky homeless b-m (with the b-m being on the “receiving” end). the “slide” portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn’t wiped his/her -ss in several months. we recommend wearing condoms, since you don’t want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

as a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever “released” on you during -n-l s-x, you could really embarr-ss the p-ss out of him with this.

even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
girlfriend/boyfriend give ya blue b-lls? no problem! head out to the park and take the hobo slide!