Hobo Supermodel
a girl who lacks financial means, but still somehow manages to sport all the latest fashions – either by wardrobing, shopping very carefully on ebay/in second-hand stores, by craftily modifying existing items of clothing to match current runway trends, or making her own clothes.
many struggling designers are actually hobo supermodels – cash strapped, they make their own fashion out of whatever they can get their hands on.
generally looked down upon by it girls, who are mostly too vain and stupid to realise that most of the dresses they pay stupid money for are being designed by people who started out as hobo supermodels.
“check it out! i got these jimmy choos on sale for a quid!”
“you superb little hobo supermodel, you!”
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