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• Hoboken Eyepatch

  the act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (b-llsack) of another. commonly occours during drunken (teabagging). ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found steve sleeping. he then mounted the headboard of steve’s bed a gave him a full fledged hoboken eyepatch

• Hodrobe

  a collection of clothing hanging in the closet of a a street walker or stripper, comprised of items short on length, deep in neckline and made from flimsy (i.e. sheer) material; clothing not to be worn to church/synagogue, or to visit grandma’s. did you am-ss that hodrobe by raiding paris hilton’s closet?;

• hoeslacker

  when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them…you just slack and wish you had a girl quit hoeslacking like a b-tch and go and bang that chick

• Hoggybird

  a usually ugly girl picked up at a bar, moments before closing. “did you get a ride last night?” “ya, but it was only a hoggybird”

• Honking orgasm

  having an -rg-sm by making someone blow a party horn to your genitals (works best when used against women). the difficulty can be increased by attaching a party balloon to a p-n-s of the giver and adding a paper party had on top, which cannot be allowed to fall off when blowing the paper horn. […]

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