Hoboken hairy monkey monster
a legand in harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who’s face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or -sshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your p-n-s with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her -n-s and many of her victoms -n-ses for years. mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
holy sh-t!!! i have diahhrea!!! it must be the hoboken hairy monkey monster!!! quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that b-tch! quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and p-b-s!!
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