hobo’s breakfast
a meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral s-x, boiled beans, and rummaging.
**some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
old junkyard bob was surprised when he awoke to slippery sam serving him a hobo’s breakfast on christmas morning.
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