hobowank
of or relating to masturbation of homeless old men.
you could tell that old geezer was having a hobow-nk.
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male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.
d-ck was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a hobo w-nk.
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