Hocker


hocker, meaning to hack some sh-t up and spit.
i just spit a great hocker
similar to a “tool,” a hocker is a loser or a jerk. while the word itself is not all that offensive, it is certainly derogatory. calling someone a hocker denotes displeasure that is often coupled with a lack of respect for that person. essentially, calling someone a hocker indicates disdain and a feeling of superiority to that person.
you hocker! i cannot believe you didn’t save me a slice of pizza.
the hocker is a s-xual position whereas a female (or male if you are into that sort of thing) is laying on her/his back on a bed or other raised platform, with their head falling off the edge, and you, standing insert your p-n-s into their open mouth at the same time cutting off their air stream by letting your ball sac cover their nostrils–as you proceed with a rhythmic pumping motion-which leads to a sound resembling a “hock-hock”
man – do you know hocker?
woman – no, who is he?
man – lay down on the bed and drop that pretty little head and i’ll introduce you
woman – “hock, hock, hock”
a hooker or sl-t who enjoys hockey.
my hocker girlfriend flashed the goalie in order for our team to score.

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