hockey

the greatest sport in canada. it is fun to play and watch. if you play hockey and you score, you got this feeling that you’re in a place that makes you happy and excited.
i’m watching this amazing hockey game
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the best and most entertaining sport out there. period.

sadly, hockey’s greatness isn’t appreciated everywhere. but in canada, we live and breathe this game, this one sport is intrinsically what links a nation together, it’s a part of our heritage.

we even celebrate “hockey day in canada.” the p-ssion and love for this game extends to young and old alike, children in pee wee games across the country dream about living the ultimate fantasy and playing in the nhl.

nothing brings together a city more than a winning local team, nothing brings together a country more than winning on an international level(again, and again and again, i might add).

i get gooseb-mps when the crowd sings along with o’ canada, i feel giddy when i hear the hnic theme song, i leave work early or skip cl-ss when my schedule interferes with a hockey game, i wear my hockey jersies proudly after a big win, i have crazy game day rituals and i jump up when we score. i’m blissfully happy when my team wins and torn after a loss.
don’t tell me it’s just a game.
there is something seriously wrong with you if you don’t p-ssionately love hockey.
best f-ckin sport on earth…. all you baseball losers should go try a real sport like hockey..
mike: hey, you see that baseball game?
bob: f-ck no i was watchin the hockey game
mike: f-ckin right me too
the greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.
boss: why weren’t you at work yesterday?
joe: its the stanley cup dumb-ss
the best sport in the world.

hockey: it’s fast paced. it’s exciting. you have to be a true athlete to play it. every game is unique unlike baseball where i see the same f-cking diving catch that i could make in a heart beat.

basketball: yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however i’ve never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. fouls are for f-gs!

baseball: the most boring sport in the world. it’s a fun sport to play but it’s like watching paint dry. also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. i’ve chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly

football: maybe if the game didn’t stop after every 10 seconds i’d like it!!!
frank: did you watch that baseball game yesterday?

biff: naa i fell asleep in the 2nd inning

biff: did you watch that hockey game today

frank: i’m american, i’m too stupid to like hockey
the most physical sport ever. challenging, fun, kicks other sports’ -sses. best when played on ice.
elsi:where were u?
janelle:hockey practice, u?
elsi:i was at practice 2!
janelle:what do u do again?
elsi:volleyball
janelle:psht! loser, ain’t no sweat in volleyball!
the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn’t like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
jr a hockey rocks
fred-“hey u goin to the game tonite?” (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-“h-llz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe”
the best fricken sport in the universe!!! north notts rules!! kicks footb-lls -ss any day!! dont argue with me!;-)
i play hockey so screw you!!