Hockey Ass


the firm smooth b-ttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting hockey -ss is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying “woo hoo” sound. hockey -ss has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. hockey-ss needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. the owner of the hockey -ss often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren’t as good as theirs
“that is one hot hockey -ss”

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